Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper
Not much to say about this story other than it cracked me up today (pun intended). At least this alleged thief’s name makes sense based what they were stealing. Even the cops were chuckling:
“She’s facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper,” Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. “See, I can’t say it with a straight face.”
Of all the places to steal from too, a courthouse? Not only is it a dumb place to steal anything, I’m sure their toilet paper is probably one step from being sandpaper!
